I’m not fat.

I’m just hard to kidnap. 

Tags | the | guys | said | they | didnt | want | me | because | i | poped | tire | on | their | free | candy | van |
My parents are watching sherlock.

Oh god its invaded my home.

Tags | sherlock | how | dare | you | lock | my | parents |

Gogol Bordello || “Break the Spell” | indieATL session

(Source: anissa-annalynn)

If eating Biscotti is gay

Then I’m a full blown Figgat.

Tags | I'm | so | gay | for | bisccoti |
Tags | dude | i | am | like | the | god | of | funny | why | not | on | office | yet |
And this is why I’m growing sideburns.

And this is why I’m growing sideburns.

Tags | spongbob | is | really | funny | to | me | now | that | im | not | ten | side | burns | are | so | cool | man |
Tags | Chewy | chips | ahoy | cookies | taste | like | play | dough | i | still | love | them | tho |
Oh did you say east

I thought you said weast.

Tags | Spongbob | sqaure | pants | is | an | insparation | to | us | all | long | live | patrick |
My favorite dragon ball z character.

My favorite dragon ball z character.

Tags | God | i | am | so | fucking | halariouse | when | it | comes | to | dragon | ball | z |
Proof Joseph Gordon Levitt is attractive. 

Proof Joseph Gordon Levitt is attractive. 

My girlfriend wont admit Joseph Gordon Levitt is attractive.

Lying is a bad bad thing.

Tags | joseph | gordon | levitt |
Please tell me you see it. 

Please tell me you see it. 

Tags | dragon | ball | z | can | be | really | funny | sometimes | oh | cell |
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